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excerpted from
Cosmic Dancer

an offbeat science fiction
romantic comedy

by Andrew M. Reichart





...EXT. BIZARRE LANDSCAPE - NIGHT

GRETA finds herself standing in a place that looks like the parking lot, but the cars are all gone.

Hundreds of LP albums float around at different heights.

ETTA dances strangely, with fluid, asymmetrical motions.


GRETA

         Where are we?

ETTA

         We're in your head, doofus.

GRETA

         Excuse me?

Etta dances over to an LP and grabs it out of the air.

ETTA

         Wow, this is so cool.

The album is Greta's beat-up old copy of "Between the Horizons" by The Mysteries.

Etta tries to bite it, then looks quizzically at it.

The record slips out of the jacket and starts to fall towards the ground.

GRETA

         Ah!

She reflexively grabs for the record.

It stops in mid-air before she reaches it.

ETTA

         What is that?

Etta grabs the vinyl, leaving the dust-jacket hanging in the air.

She tries to bite it, then looks quizzically at it.

GRETA

         Uh, it's music.

Etta puts the record to her ear.

She frowns.

Then she smiles, and begins bobbing her head.

ETTA

         Amazing!

GRETA

         So, ah, excuse me, Etta, what are
         you?

ETTA

         Hi!

Takes Greta's hand and shakes it.

ETTA (CONT'D)

         I'm what you'd call an alien.

GRETA

         You're that tentacle-thing?

ETTA

         No, that was my previous host.

Etta cries.

ETTA (CONT'D)

         He danced so beautifully. So many
         limbs!

Etta stops crying.

ETTA (CONT'D)

         Well, that's over with. He died. So
         be it.

Etta begins dancing again.

GRETA

         What do you mean, "previous host"?

ETTA

         My people don't have bodies.

Hugs Greta again.

ETTA (CONT'D)

         Thank you so much, Greta!

GRETA

         For what?

ETTA

         All of this!

GRETA

         How do you know my name?

ETTA

         Well, I'm in your head. I can read
         your mind a little.







CONT'D